I wanted to make a greeting card blog for some time now. I stole the idea off of one of the great heroes of my life - Rat Pearls Before Swine. What does that say about me as a person as a hero in my life is an unemployed, cynical, alcoholic, made rat! These are the questions I ask myself as I am myself laughing to sleep every night. I was also struck by the punch newly discovered sculpture bschooled Phenom. It is the craft paper that Andrew Lloyd Webber is to architecture!! Anyway, if greeting cards really telling the truth ... ... ... ... ... ...
Happy New Years! Can we please let know that we forget? I slept with her once.
Happy New Years! Because what happened in 2009, stays in 2009!
Happy New Years! Where am I and WTF happened last night! *
Happy New Years! Sorry I dropped $ 200 on an 8-ball and / or Pitt in the Sun Bowl
Happy New Years! Because the resolutions are intended to be smoked, drank, played, past, eat, snort, speedballed!
Merry Christmas! Because it's just so 3rd century to say "Happy Winter Solstice Roman.
Merry Christmas! Because you're just the type to be offended by Seasons Greetings.
Merry Christmas! You better have gotten me the Wii!
Merry Christmas! Hopefully this card will get me a $ 50 back.
Merry Christmas! Do not expect a phone call too.
Seasons Greetings! Because I do not even know you well enough to venture a guess!
Seasons Greetings!This is your dentist, but you're probably such a selfish prick that you hang on the wall anyway.
Seasons Greetings! What the hell does that mean, even when the same? Hi Winter? How lame is that?
Seasons Greetings! Please buy my products and / or use my services this coming year....
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