Christmas Jokes?

Dec 03, 2007 by LIL KIL | Posted in Christmas

I must make a bulletin board at work and I need jokes Christmas ...

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Why do Santa's helper to the doctor?
Because he had low self-Elf

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-OLPH

What's the first thing elves learn in school?

An evening of Christmas, Santa's reindeer has fallen at a public restroom by mistake. As they flew, Santa shouted: "No," I dropped to the House SCHMIDT!

Dec 03, 2007 | by robbief1999

It would be a good .. Umm if it's for adults ...

A week before Christmas, a woman and a man had just gotten a divorce because the woman was caught cheating.
He sent a gift for Christmas.
Dec 03, 2007 | by CandiKisses



Do you know any good christmas jokes or riddles?

Dec 08, 2008 by Mand Lea | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

Please send me your favourite christmas craker jokes.

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

Dec 08, 2008 | by The Saint

Why was santa so fat?

Because he's filled with presents!


Why did Rudolph nudge the elves?

Because he was horny and couldn't resist moving around.
Dec 08, 2008 | by FlingerShock



Corny Christmas Jokes

My first attempt at a "Christmas Special". Kind of hastily thrown together, but it was either that or make it an "After-Christmas ...



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'Twas the night before Christmas, and fog good Langford, Kate and Tara met to Hark and get pissed. Or maybe they had gathered, that next Christmas morn, to deliver gifts to the day when Jesus was born (he or gay fat man, who knows). The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Tyra Banks dancing in their heads. With eyes Tyra smiles and walks stellar Miss Jay, we'll find some new tunes that we can rock. We will have movies and laugh and cheer for new jokes as we both venture forward into this new year. Then, on Dasher, on Kevin, on Prancer and Vixen!On the comet, Tim Curry, Donner and Blitzen!

Source: i bought fresh raspberries and ate the whole box..



Christmas Jokes - News

Giants GM Jerry Reese jokes about being 'smarter' this season
Jan 01, 1970 - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com
Giants GM Jerry Reese jokes about being 'smarter' this season Giants GM Jerry Reese jokes about being 'smarter' this seasonThis time last year, questions about his football team were abundant and they continued into training camp and until the Giants turned things around with their season on the line against the Jets on Christmas Eve. “It's kind of funny when you're 10-6 and more »

Cheap seats
Jan 01, 1970 - Calgary Herald
Arthur Christmas Rating 4 out of five A clever animated film about how Santa's youngest son delivers a forgotten present on Christmas Eve. It's filled with eccentric jokes and inventive ideas. Courageous Rating 1½ Four cops face the consequences of

Syracuse Basketball Recruiting: Will Christmas Come Twice for the Orange?
Jan 01, 1970 - Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician
colleges on Noel's radar are the usual powerhouses such as Kentucky, Florida, Georgetown, North Carolina, Connecticut, and – you guessed it – Syracuse. I'll pause now while you get all of the Nerlens Noel – Rakeem Christmas jokes out of your system.and more »

Five Jokes About the New England Patriots
Jan 01, 1970 - Yahoo! Sports
What does Bill Belichick ask for every Christmas? A new camera. This dates back to the infamous Spygate scandal that plagued the Patriots. For a brief while the Patriots were criticized for taping other teams as they prepared for games.and more »

Juvenile home admin resigns over insensitive jokes
Jan 01, 1970 - Chicago Tribune
Juvenile home admin resigns over insensitive jokes KCRG14 Christmas program for the 57 children who live and attend school at the home in Toledo. Many have emotional problems and psychiatric needs. The home's education department, headed by Joan Gerbo, compiled the slide show. It consisted of staged photos Joke sours as worker who poked fun at kids resignsChristmas Program Called Kids Fruit Loops, Nutsall 22 news articles »