It was moments like these that Jared was happy it was not the pope.
Not that he was in danger of being Pope-ified anytime in the near future, what with his penchant for homosexuality and his apparent belief that Jesus himself have turned into chips to shrimp, but when he will come to face the sexual attraction, Jared was redefining the omission of the word '.
After his most recent (non-) date with Jensen, it was decided that the other man needed a little space for him to relax, reflect, and then come to the obvious conclusion that ' Jeff = ass "and" Jared = awesomesauce.
However, he also decided he should stay away from Jensen for his own reasons.It is true that he was fairly confident that he liked the Jensen back, but since he was dangerously close to two Mauling the boy in a dressing room shady and choking to death with good intentions ice cream kissing on a public street, he figured it was better not to jeopardize his chances (and security Jensen) and stay away until he came up with a way to behave as a responsible adult.
Therefore, on Tuesday after his failed date with Jensen, Jared made a short time-scale search to find a "responsible adult" to be used as a role model.
Chad had been promptly excluded after the comment "Dude, you totally should've just jumped the guy right there. They love that shit spontaneous."
Jared's father, was rejected as it did not really think about his father as a model of sexuality. Ew.
Luke Skywalker was briefly considered after a late night marathon of Star Wars, but then deflected on the reasoning that Jared did not want to get into the mind of someone who probably unconsciously displaced thoughts about his own sister ....
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